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Comedy Central
Jan 21, 2013 7:25pm PST
. >> jon: the atf, the bureau, alcohol, tobacco and firearms. it's an actual government agency not just a traditional southern wedding gift. look -- [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] -- i would like -- i would like -- depends on where you are registered really. although when you get those they don't have to be registered. that's the beauty. i would like the atf's director to explain to you if you are out there 24 slrk 7 why is this country ass deep in illegal gun? >> we've not had a director of alcohol tobacco and fire for six years. >> jon: sure. i'm supposed to believe the captain can't have sugary drinks. i don't trust information from anyone who can't handle more than 16 ounces of high fructose ambrosia. >> they haven't a permanent director in six years. >> jon: oh, my god there's no atf director. there's no director of atf is it like a montessori agency where there's no director but agents who just encourage to be curious? and regulate weapons at their own pace? >> the current acting director commutes from minnesota. he is the u.s. attorney from minnesota as well as acting directo
Comedy Central
Jan 23, 2013 11:00pm PST
more benefits from the federal government than they pay back in taxes. we're getting to a society where we have a net majority of takers versus makers. >> jon: you are defining taker as as 70% of society. that's (bleep) takers. imagine how high that percentage would be if he included social security and medicare recipients on the taker list. you don't have to imagine it because it wouldn't be higher because it includes it on the taker list, social security and medicare according to the tax foundation report sighted by a paul reya, sorry ryan. if you don't include social security and medicare on the takers list you can't get to romney's more generous 47% taker to maker ratio. if takers were just welfare recipients it was 2%. i have to tell you nobody ever won an election demonizing such a small percentage of americans. well, hardly anyone. [ laughter ] the idea that republicans characterized even social security and medicare as halmakes of a takers society -- hallmarks of a taker society i'll let the speakers describe it. >> we built it. >> you better believe they built it. >> performing
Comedy Central
Jan 22, 2013 11:00pm PST
't all ceremony. at its center is the president's speech where he articulates the vision of governance in the next four years. the early reviews. >> marvelous speech brave and bold. >> historic speech. >> audacious speech. >> a huge proposal for america. >> jon: it's a call to action like j.f.k.'s ask not what your country to k- do for you or fdr, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself or jimmy carter's somewhat inexplicable "she's a brickhouse she's mighty mighty." [ laughter ] true it was an inaugural speech before you it was -- [ laughter ] let's listen to barack obama. >> fidel at this to our founding principles requires new responses to new challenges. now more than ever we must do these things together. as one nation and one people. >> jon: yes, barack obama, relief from the burden of seeking elections dares to suggest publicly that a government by the people, for the people and of the people could be at times helpful to those people. radical mother (bleep). [ laughter ] then he threw down the mic i'm out, bitch! [ laughter ] before i go of mr. president, what have we done
Comedy Central
Jan 24, 2013 11:00pm PST
of lawmakers. questions such as. >> at what point in time can our administration and government fire someone whose gross negligence left four americans dead in benghazi. what does the word responsibility mean to you madam secretary. >> jon: well websters defines responsibility as why don't you go (bleep) yourself. [ applause ] i'm sorry that was from the show "webster." i'm not saying hillary clinton or the state department are blameless here. we need a thoreau inquiry and critical analysis of the misjudgments and pure incompetence that led to the tragedy but this here committee weren't it. >> on august 16 we had this cable that's been widely reported a classified state department cable warning that the benghazi consulate could not withstand a coordinate add tack. were you aware of this august 16 cable? >> 1.43 million cables a year come to the state department they are all addressed to america they don't all come to me they are reported through the bureaucracy. >> jon: let me ask a question: were they timewarner cables because that would explain why they never showed up. [ laughter ] [cheer
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